Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineer: POW! You are dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineer: Heheheheheh.. Spy: Pampomparompompom Engineer: Aw shucks.. Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes. I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineer: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead! Heavy: Ok. Sniper: What's up, you wankas?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! Sniper: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Correct! So, did you see the murderer? Engineer and Sniper: No, sorry mate. Spy: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! Sniper: Ah, well that’s nice. Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Soldier: Who killed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Soldier: I will find clues! What's that? A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Soldier: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, he died! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: HOAOH!! Medic: Incoming! Raus, raus! MOVE, NOW! *Kisses heavy* Heavy: Hohoho, Hea- Oof *exploes*. Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! Sniper: Doc, what happened? Medic: My professional opinion? The Heavy was killed! Sniper: OH GOD!! Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Spy: Well, now what? Scout: Clippitty clop mother fucker! Spy: oh come on... Scout: Boom! Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! What do you think of that? Scout: Uh Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suc- AAAAH!! *car explodes* Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point. Heavy: I think Heavy is dead. Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: scout! I will heal you-*exploes Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! Demoman: It was me! Heavy, Engineer, sniper, and spy: OOF Demoman: Yes! I did it like this! Demoman: *pulls out Ambassador and shoots Sniper* Sniper: PWAAARGH!! Demoman: Wooptedoo!! Demoman: *Heavily chugs beer and burps* Demoman: That’s a joke, lads. Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *laugh track* Demoman: It was… yo-*BURP*... Him! Engineer: How did you know?! Demoman: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too. Demoman *CRITICAL stiff* Oh, I’m dead. Engineer: mhm, HAHA! That’s right! It was me! Spy: You monster! Heavy: But whyyyyy? Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Heavy: Engineer, stop! ENGINEER, YOU ARE SO MEAN! Engineer Engineer: Ah darn it Heavy, frick off! You are dead. Heavy: No you, POW! Haha. You are dead! Not big surprise. Spy: well that was idiotic, off to hang myself. Watch and lear- (backflip hangs himself) Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes this is stupid

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